after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Holy sore nipples Batman
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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