Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
There are leaves in my underwear?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
