He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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