So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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