Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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