I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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