So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
