no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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