I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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