fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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