It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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