I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
you made out with another girl for some wings
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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