you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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