THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Boobs speak an international language.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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