you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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