singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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