the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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