Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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