Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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