I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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