Acid is not a monday night drug
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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