love makes seman taste better
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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