i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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