i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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