we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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