I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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