They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize