My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She told me I should be a condom model.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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