im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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