That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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