And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The feeling are messing with the penis
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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