that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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