I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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