so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She told me I should be a condom model.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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