What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
