8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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