I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
only you would photoshop your dick
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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