you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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