have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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