seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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