idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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