Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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