How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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