I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Randomize