piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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