i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
The air taste purple.
Randomize
