Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
