im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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