he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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