how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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