4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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