Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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